Mike Hock was under contract to do the themes for three series: The A Team, Doctor Who and Batman. Back in those days tapes only lasted for 5 minutes so he had to put all the themes on one song.

You may have heard this song the last time you visited Walmart. It is very soothing, probably the most soothing song ever made. Also notable in that I managed to hire an entirely new Hand Clap Orchestra.

This is the single from Mike's incredible new album. Kevin Bacon called it "Stonkingly stunning", Nancy Allen said "I think Peter wellar is an actor who should be known as more than just a Robot.. for example, he is an alcoholic drug addict". DOWNLOAD NOW

After his pet african slave died, Mike Hock was in a grave mood, so he threw a big party and hired a selection of hookers and police cops.

After his pet african slave died, Mike Hock was in a grave mood, so he threw a big party and hired a selection of hookers and police cops.

Joe C of Kid Rock fame brings his vocal talents to this track, however he is actually dead so what is recorded is the sound of gas escaping his little body.